if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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