yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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