I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Randomize
