In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
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It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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