yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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