Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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