You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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