so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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