just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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