Me too!
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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