All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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