I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
there's paper in my vomit.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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