as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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