In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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