She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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