Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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