I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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