the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
That's how pantless uber rides happen
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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