i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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