Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
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We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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