She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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