id be glad to
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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