need another drink. this is the easiest way
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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