If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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