I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
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You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
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I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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