Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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