Already got asked if we're dating
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
