No awkward lesbian experiences without me
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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