one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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