i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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