We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
false alarm. still invincible.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
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Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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