I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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