I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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