You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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