Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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