when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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