I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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