East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
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you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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