I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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