Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you will always have a special place in my vag
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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