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• (512): View more from Texas

  Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.

  (512): View more from Texas

  Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?

  (1-502): View more from Kentucky

  eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?

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• (347): View more from New York

  Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.

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• (510): View more from California

  I'm trying to make a sex playlist

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  record yourself crying and put it on a loop.

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• (510): View more from California

  Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.

  (1-510): View more from California

  That is one convoluted booty call.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with

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• (516): View more from New York

  He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me

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