hell yes lets make some ravioli
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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