God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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