Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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