All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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