craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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