But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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