He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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