McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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