butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
The air was thick with penises
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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