I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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