I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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