Well apparently he's into motor boating.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
don't judge my taste in strippers
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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