i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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