just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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