There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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